Press left to attack left. Press right to attack right.
Thus ends the Train Bandit tutorial. In fact, the game doesn’t even help you out with so many words. Its concept is right there staring you in the face.
Fortunately, there’s more to the game beyond its simple controls.
Going doooown in a blaze of glory
You’re a Wild West train robber stood atop a speeding train, and an endless posse of lawmen, fellow bandits, and gun-wielding cacti is coming to gun you down.
What do you do? See opening lining. Repeat until you fall over.
You have a small window in which to react to new threats, as it generally takes them a little time to raise their guns – at least at first. Press the wrong direction at the wrong time, however, and you’ll be blown to meaty chunks.
Train to win